I got drunk. Well you are thinking, what's new in that bloke? Well let me ask you this - h ow old were you when you first consumed liquor ? Twelve ?….Eleven? I was two years and 7 months old when I first had my share of liquor, nope...not at all kidding. Bow down before me for I did it before it was cool, frankly..it was far from cool. This great saga goes back to many years, when my Aunt introduced me to the love of my life, Kaala-Paani. Nope, not the infamous prison in Andaman. Of course, not the prison. Do not let your imagination run wild this is my saga let me guide you through it. Kaala-Paani was another name for...wait for it...Coca-Cola (a carbonated soft drink). I know what are you thinking, why such descriptive yet weird name, right ? Well, I wonder the same, why did she not teach me its real name. I mean how hard would it had been for me to learn saying Coca Cola. I mean imagine me saying to people I like Kaala-Paani, what was one supposed to mak...